Go Colts!!

Here is my uncle Josh and I wearing our Colts attire. As you can tell by the look on my face I don't quite understand the look on his face. Daddy was going to put another picture up that had uncle Josh looking much better. But Daddy said this one made him laugh more. I agree. Well Since I have been born the Colts are 2-2. If they don't win against the Cardinals, I think I may have to go back in mommy's tummy until the Super Bowl. I wonder if she will mind?

Christmas Time

Oh man, the holidays are great. This is me passed out after a huge gift opening binge. Too bad it looks like I am 80 years old with my pants hiked up around my chin.

Johnny Damon Did What?!?!

I just got to this world. And all I wanted to do was get big and strong for opening day and my Daddy tells me that Johnny Damon, "Jesus", has gone to the evil empire. How can this be? I thought this was Christmas? A time of year when miracles happen? Johnny Damon can't wear penstripes and call himself a Yankee. Well I guess this is what being a Sox fan is all about. First the Babe, then the Rocket, and I guess Boggs did it too. Wow, why am I a member of the Red Sox Nation again? This stinks.

The Artwork of Melissa Roth

Aunt Mel came over and took some pictures of me. I was not happy about it at all but somehow she was able to make me look like a peaceful, sleepy, and happy baby. Great work Mel!!

That big green thing is back.

Mommy? You want me to do what?
Oh my gosh this thing is embarrassing. It is so ugly and huge.
What was I complaining about again? Oh yea....I remember.....it was...zzzzz

Random Pics With Random Peeps

This is me with my new friend Charlie. He is a little bit older than me, so don't get the impression that he is a giant baby. However, if we were the same age he could play lineman for the Colts in about 22 years.
This is me with Bob Sanders of the Indianapolis Colts. He looks nothing like I expected. That other kid in the picture is my friend Logan. He is wicked smart. He is going to have to teach me some stuff in a few months.

Ok these two are not exactly random peeps. This is me giving the peace sign with Mommy and Daddy. I don't know what that thing is in my mouth. They make me try to eat that thing all the time but it is really hard to eat because, #1 I don't have any teeth, and #2 it is huge. I'll keep working at it.

Ready...Aim.......FIRE!!!

As I look back on my first week of life, I would have to say that my favorite pastime is peeing on Daddy. I believe this is my third time doing so. I have peed on one of his soccer shirts, his Cicero Parks Dept. shirt and last night I peed on this Old Navy shirt. Daddy said he did not mind because he stole it from Uncle Josh. I think I will pee on him when I see him next.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Can you believe it? I am one week old today! That means I get to have my first check up by my doctor. Is it me or does he look like the Monopoly guy? Maybe it is the glasses. He is pretty goofy, but I like him. He is really good to me. I go back in three weeks, we will see how that goes.

My First Big Surprise

Today I was being burped by Mommy and I had my first big poop!! Luckily Daddy was right there to take a picture of the look on my face. Mommy said she going to show it to my girlfriend in 16 or so years. I can't wait.

Home Sweet Home

I got to go home today!! Everything was great. The first thing I did was take a nap with Mommy and Daddy, then Grammy came over and made us dinner. Except for mine, Mommy took care of that. Then my aunt Adrianne came over and loaned me a soft bed to sleep in for a couple weeks. Now I am all cudled up with Mommy on the couch. Life is grand.

Red Sox Nation Grows

My Mommy gave me my first Red Sox hat and Daddy was so happy. We had just finished our first movie, which was "Fever Pitch". I can not wait until I get my first Ted Williams #9 jersey. GO SOX!!

My first family picture

Here I am with my mommy and daddy. They say I am a pretty good mix of both of them. Daddy says I have his eye color and Mommy says I have her lips. I say I am me and they can get over the comparison stuff.

Hello World!

Hi everyone! My name is Carter Bracken Swart. I was born on November 30th at 8:37 am. Mommy did an excellent job helping me enter the world. My favorite thing to do right now is sleep, but eating is good too. I have had a ton of visitors. I am so lucky to have so many people help welcome me to earth.